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Yo Yo I got da Juice

Posted by Boss - September 18th, 2017


I got dat juice, got dat gas, trainwreck, nug nug,vaping just elevates, motivates, im in a nother fucking dimension, watch me articulate, i take your hate, squeeze it and drain, let the sewer drain eat that shit away, I have propelling shits, i just rip and shit away, If I fuck your bitch today, I tell you she a hoe, unless you must be decieved and abused because you do things so--evil immoral, straight up abusive, but it would be unfair still because the haters lack comprehension. abusers abuse because they was abused, sometimes they know no better, but sometimes theyre shit talkers, they're some cocky motherfuckaz. I'll knock a ditzy kid out, I'll put this wimpy kid down, I'll show some fools around town, the party is going down, the large kegs are going to drown, the safety information will be passed around, we will not become statistics we are down, by law and why not become strong as tyrants and use it for good, then make a stew in a wood, pot then feed that to some dudes in the hood, or at the carnival, I am fuckingggg starvin' yo! let's heat up some beef meat stew meat and vegetables, Yes I like those edibles, hold on what's the context tho? you can write and write and etchings into rice paper make no difference when you are attacked by invaders stronger than darth vader riding a mini dirt bike through a laser beam incinerator. 





 





They call me coxix breakin' chocolate face lip touch smooch the taste of sweet sugar cocoa eighty-five percent high stimulant health food lotto ticket winnin' back to ba-sics the fish all dead the bays sick, i got the blues from that so call mr belding he is on the case I just might sit on your face, my panties ripped in ways , unimaginable today, need to find me a good lay, someone so sophisticay,tid that they could enroll in  C I A, but I see they found a way, to make ever more money, like paintings; monet, today, I got to slave away and win the fame, be the biggest case of blowing up, on the spot, growing up, with all the clot of the clout and the cloud creates a croud that enshrouds and mystifies, deifies, no more lies, live our lives, like they spossed 2 b, why do u want 2 C Me like Y2k freaky, lets party like its nineteen, ninety nine, imma eat in that restaurant take my dog for fuckin' walks, give him treats, fuck mad HOs who type in leet speak at age thirty three, they got mad SKIllzzz in h t m l 5, when will we all die? hope not soon, lets eat a rangoon crab monsoon then hit the dunes, in a buggy wheres the spray, this fire im spitting and im strutting, just to practice for my cat walk later today, laddie your potatoes are gray, they're old and eyes travel miles away, lets throw those things away to the bin they are designate,,,id,,, forrrr--im onna world tourrr,,, you crawlin out the sew-ORRRrrrrr, let me tear the majora and the minorrrrrr, UH.. thats what ill make em say, SON. master p, mystery, box throwback, yes you know that, still got that old crap, call him old little figure man, lets cop some figures dang, ill call my tech savvy friend dan, and he might roll up with a brand new polished rental van. damn. like "wham!". like, "shazam!".U the man who summons enneagram dimensional beings out of pentagrams so lets eat beans and talk sum business man. like damn.

 

 


 


i just gotta work out hard, but i have to write more bars, and eat granola bars, this keystyle exculisve to newgrounds dot com, but i guess no one cars oh well hah hahh, I'm so fly off that lye whaaa? call me tonka willie nelson tank engine frump, got to get drunk off the cum, of myself, woah waoh what?? so not PG yo we like D G K riding dirty because i aint showered in like seventeen days, let me hit the phish fest slap some bitches because they said they know shit about V P Ns, they keep on posing and lyin'!! what is THIS?? fuck it kid, lets eat snacks and do some lift, do some what, do some when, so some how? this so zen, whatever she says, I'll ask why, then ask who? I'm so sly. I really care. but I memorize, like three words, then look at her thighs, she got the gap, Ill take her to the gap, buy her some pants, man fuck that crap, im not here to propogate and promote a stereotype, yall interpret things like all so serious hype, about the wrong things hype aroun the wrong life, hype about turning casual relations into women hoeing men objectifying, all you pussie boys cryin, imma flip the script sideways then eat the midas is an anagram for im sad, gold be poison where the plant growers, new farmers, yo where the FUCK is -- super nintendo chalmers???

 




hip monkey with chunkey chunks of other chitzy ritzy fellows holding bedpillows in ghastly ghoulish manners they've no manners let me order pupu platters oerdeurves in atlanta, searchin for atlantis in the deep crevice of a mans tits yes we found it, now we know life can exist , outside of the solar system, so peculiar and exquisite bae im inquisitive 

 





 

i just sneezed, what does it mean, particles in the air--attacking me! gotta stay skrong gotta stay lit whos that dissin gotta find the culprit, gonna have my team of boys make better g mod games than him--he makes spam flash, I make bitches shake they ass. droppin bills off the hill no i cant diss an entire genre of animated online entertainment film, but i still will if a kid comes frontin like hes somethin' clumpin up those munchkins from dunkitthey got the opposition runnin from the bunker to under the sun dried raisins in the oven gotta tell em no ignition emission from my cows ass on blumpin, i need her lips on my elephant trunks lid, my trumpets pumpin someones thumpin at the door and somethins got me thumpin' heart a jumpin how can I switch the subject to booze and drunken smokin' blunts with snoop dogg in the year three thousand we esca[e death by natural causes and then flawlessly emacculately breathe breath


oh cmon mom, just let me suck asher roth off in the bathroom while i whip my mop top across the portapotties door and slobber more on what the fuck who wrote this knock it off! 


the pizza was cold; i called and yelled at men, traffic lights blinked, I had to swerve to the left,, I threw the pizza out the window at their glass window, that cold pizza bite was worse than one from a black widow, ok im exaggerating, none of this ever happened, the rhymes continue inflating, making up things that I imagine


damn, i was mad juiced up, call the mathematician i need a tutor. I need a wealthy suitor and a bootleg copy of judo instructionals, the dude yo lebowski bukowski bukakki new DVD pirated copies, on the floppy disk in the back of my new jalappe ..... they all read it and then said this: "What the Fuck B??"


Comments

*more polite clapping*
*man in the back row leans back and looks at his watch*

yeah i had the window open for 2 hours while i wrote this and went and did other shit..... i think these sketch style writings are gonna be tough to find an audience for, we need more drugged up weirdos !!!!!

how does it feel having been nominally usurped by @Big-Boss

yeah i never played metal gear solid kid,
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woah who tf are u calling kid m8 i'm an adult i have a credit card and everything

@Jackho I've inspired the minimalist avant-garde profile imagery in almost all of you, sorry I had to be honest in birthing that profile style better than anyone who's ever done it

And you don't even know who I am. But maybe you do. If so, place respect where it's due, because it's impossible for Boss to take such lackluster critiscism from an 08 user. You've just had the piebelige of pumping fluids of a recycled artsy style of Internet personality and you do a pretty poor job at it.

P.S. - Go get max gamerscore in FNV, you never completed the DLC packs.

Daddy misses you. Have a wonderful day and let nobody stop you from sodimizing and annuhilating the negative astral vibrations from interdimensional, metaphysical inspiritors from ancient Hebrew occult spirit doors. You can be anything you want in life, just eat healthy and study Germatria and the maze that is modern western marketing.

Your Digital Father,

~Addict~

truly inspiring wrting, you are an icon, hopefully Jackho takes this positively and is not deterred by these writings

Didn't quite proofread that prior comment, however, you're still my precious junior from Newgrounds, @Jackho the crack hoe.

awww :)

@Jackho all jokes aside, I dislike even jokingly insulting a living breathing thing that has a heart that pumps blood throughout its body and has a conscious mind with eyeballs that can see such moronic jargon. You've always been a neat man in my book, who can hopefully grow a beard to symbolize his virility and wisdom, even at the ripe age of twenty one.

But still, know your place. Or don't. Just remember my jewel encompassed e-crown that possessed a sparkle so profound that even a remote shimmer would cast blindness within the head color spectrum mirrors (aka eyes), and plague with brutal Helen Keller-esque, abysmal blindness.

Relax life is just a game it will all work itself out in the next chapter after our deaths

Peace out @Jackho continue being a pimp, make your patriarchal deity proud.

~Addict~

incredible. but how will i symbolize my virility and wisdom, before it is too late?

I am eating pizza right now. Would you like some?

will u usps it 2 me? :3

I'll just drive over, see ya in 15

bout to take a nap just knock i hope u got pepperoni and mushrooms on it my dude

Well, I'm a chick, not a dude, but I do have pepperoni and mushrooms. Extra cheese.
And those parmesan garlic bread knots, which are effin amazing.

ohh yeah need that garlic bread...!!! extra cheese is perfect cuz u know i am a cheesey guy ah ah ah. i was using dude as a gender neutral (((milk hotel))) term, so i wasnt assumin ur gender or nothing !! ; P

Ha! It's ok. I aint offended by people assuming gender anything anyway. I AM offended by people who don't want extra cheese on pizza though.

but what if we ordering from a small pizza joint and u KNOW they gonna charge u for an extra topping and put the same amt of cheese on? otherwise, i totally feel u (except for those with non cheese diets which is ok by me)

Our local pizza joint does that, drives me crazy. I paid 80 extra cents!!!! GIVE ME CHEESE!!!!

LOL! some times the duderinos working local pizza joints just dont care. maybe not about anything anymore. :'| poor souls.

Gotta be real I have no idea who you are or what you're talking about @misterTeG but you seem like a cool enough dude and god damn I'm impressed you know my FNV gamerscore to bring it up like that. I put the Addict account through the wayback machine and still don't recognize you but props for all the Kanye imagery too.

haha he has a pretty sharp wit. he used to be on the BBS back in the day and was pretty fucking funny. I'm thinking, the era with saqwert and the user named "Piss" who were also making funny posts at a similar time.... he used to be big into kanye, which i always sort of disagreed with him on but knew he was right to pay attention to modern hip hop when I was kind of getting out of touch with what the world would want... but now I say fuck it I am what I am.. maybe someday I will listen to all of kanyes albums...