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sam hyde on bullying from world peace
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Convolensence, the descendants, represent this, I got the block on rock with drone noise and stoner rock, we got big bags, big O's big bricks, flippin' shit with big money, indentured servititude trapezoid schemes, call groaning matt I need to tow a flat I need to hold it back, I got the wrist watch lookin' like tommy wiseau brand, show of hands who the futtt wanna catch these hands, movin' brown on the streets of trashy suburbs mains treets, no one can tame me when I got the main fleek on eyebrow game on these cuckoo nest staying game playing,,,im not erasing im not back tracking to basics when my systems of monetary flex so complex, call my systemic impoverishment tyrannysaurus rex with giant arms and pecs, let me get this lilo and stretch and bobbito and tex mex microwave it up yes, roundabout way of saying im bizarre when i get, undressed, in the bed, but she knows, its the best, i grow, then complex--shit starts to happen complicating complicating complexity, the lyrical miracles wanna suck jizz out of me, they can get a cup of pee, a canister of piss my banter is not this, biblical ritual, of boys being predictable, cant spell you cant tell, facebook babies hit the shit, hit the scene, hit the strip, got a glad to use this nightly trip, got the strip, got 2 flip, who the fuck, on my flip? brr brr skrr skrr my rims look like a human being diamond bitch--blind this completely irrelevant historical wizard pot pie chicken in my remnants of mideivel historians, gloryfying the sources of sorceres smoking black and milk plastic tips holy fucking shit stop this shit.
Morebars for more stars, to read and get juice. who wanna get loose? no one got that piff dude? oh shit, oh split, oh frick, who? runnin' through the top story hallway with ps2 big 7 killer 7 oceans sle7en, hold on, blu ray edition again? tell 'em,, my incoherence rides derivitave of the underbridge, kids ODing on fentanyl like its a great death when they could have sacrificed themselves to menial yet wholesome service, volunteer work for the homeless, they had no PO box hadnt showered so they probably wouldn't get the application picked. what the fuck is this shit? some bad writin', who is gonna settle for positions they don't even want in the first place, the real world distented from me, why i cant write a novel, gotta drop a bomb tho, still bored and plastic when you get wrapped in it melted and the rotissery chicken is not enough to get you excited enough to pick the bone and eat off the salty skin. Malt liquor again.
Malt Liquor Again.
giant pretzel sketchers limited edition nike gucci louis vuitton collab with kanye west ona diss track against south parks creators, flippin backflippin' limbo vertical parkour kids over front flipping alligators, crocodiles stop a while to drink some tea with doctor wild butt smell kinda like the indigo prodigy child, mad clean, the ass be, something with to much steel heat, we still eat, we kill tracks with smoking mad fuckin' yeet, just another sixteen year old trying to make a name for themself, losin' it all to slave wage stacking chips on a shelf, as the years have passed, the vision swells, blaoted, a dead image, surruonded by nerdy fools who do not assume a proper nerdy skill set, acting like they love their life projecting extremely negative mind sets beneath a calm cool gaze that glaze
i have a jet planefull of lawyers who are emailing my schoolbusses of lawyers who are travelling from ohio to texas back and forth taking videos of themselves eating at highway arbys,,,..,,, the mets gave me tom sawyer signed copies with trailing visuals up in the dusting pipe full of gerbers to smoke after the old pineapple wrestlers slap the gourds of their asses exposing elves twinking for five days on cam for large G's,,,..,,,
i have a new song 4 yall that i made in some weird garage band looking shit: https://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/767379?updated=1506487977
I got dat juice, got dat gas, trainwreck, nug nug,vaping just elevates, motivates, im in a nother fucking dimension, watch me articulate, i take your hate, squeeze it and drain, let the sewer drain eat that shit away, I have propelling shits, i just rip and shit away, If I fuck your bitch today, I tell you she a hoe, unless you must be decieved and abused because you do things so--evil immoral, straight up abusive, but it would be unfair still because the haters lack comprehension. abusers abuse because they was abused, sometimes they know no better, but sometimes theyre shit talkers, they're some cocky motherfuckaz. I'll knock a ditzy kid out, I'll put this wimpy kid down, I'll show some fools around town, the party is going down, the large kegs are going to drown, the safety information will be passed around, we will not become statistics we are down, by law and why not become strong as tyrants and use it for good, then make a stew in a wood, pot then feed that to some dudes in the hood, or at the carnival, I am fuckingggg starvin' yo! let's heat up some beef meat stew meat and vegetables, Yes I like those edibles, hold on what's the context tho? you can write and write and etchings into rice paper make no difference when you are attacked by invaders stronger than darth vader riding a mini dirt bike through a laser beam incinerator.
They call me coxix breakin' chocolate face lip touch smooch the taste of sweet sugar cocoa eighty-five percent high stimulant health food lotto ticket winnin' back to ba-sics the fish all dead the bays sick, i got the blues from that so call mr belding he is on the case I just might sit on your face, my panties ripped in ways , unimaginable today, need to find me a good lay, someone so sophisticay,tid that they could enroll in C I A, but I see they found a way, to make ever more money, like paintings; monet, today, I got to slave away and win the fame, be the biggest case of blowing up, on the spot, growing up, with all the clot of the clout and the cloud creates a croud that enshrouds and mystifies, deifies, no more lies, live our lives, like they spossed 2 b, why do u want 2 C Me like Y2k freaky, lets party like its nineteen, ninety nine, imma eat in that restaurant take my dog for fuckin' walks, give him treats, fuck mad HOs who type in leet speak at age thirty three, they got mad SKIllzzz in h t m l 5, when will we all die? hope not soon, lets eat a rangoon crab monsoon then hit the dunes, in a buggy wheres the spray, this fire im spitting and im strutting, just to practice for my cat walk later today, laddie your potatoes are gray, they're old and eyes travel miles away, lets throw those things away to the bin they are designate,,,id,,, forrrr--im onna world tourrr,,, you crawlin out the sew-ORRRrrrrr, let me tear the majora and the minorrrrrr, UH.. thats what ill make em say, SON. master p, mystery, box throwback, yes you know that, still got that old crap, call him old little figure man, lets cop some figures dang, ill call my tech savvy friend dan, and he might roll up with a brand new polished rental van. damn. like "wham!". like, "shazam!".U the man who summons enneagram dimensional beings out of pentagrams so lets eat beans and talk sum business man. like damn.
i just gotta work out hard, but i have to write more bars, and eat granola bars, this keystyle exculisve to newgrounds dot com, but i guess no one cars oh well hah hahh, I'm so fly off that lye whaaa? call me tonka willie nelson tank engine frump, got to get drunk off the cum, of myself, woah waoh what?? so not PG yo we like D G K riding dirty because i aint showered in like seventeen days, let me hit the phish fest slap some bitches because they said they know shit about V P Ns, they keep on posing and lyin'!! what is THIS?? fuck it kid, lets eat snacks and do some lift, do some what, do some when, so some how? this so zen, whatever she says, I'll ask why, then ask who? I'm so sly. I really care. but I memorize, like three words, then look at her thighs, she got the gap, Ill take her to the gap, buy her some pants, man fuck that crap, im not here to propogate and promote a stereotype, yall interpret things like all so serious hype, about the wrong things hype aroun the wrong life, hype about turning casual relations into women hoeing men objectifying, all you pussie boys cryin, imma flip the script sideways then eat the midas is an anagram for im sad, gold be poison where the plant growers, new farmers, yo where the FUCK is -- super nintendo chalmers???
hip monkey with chunkey chunks of other chitzy ritzy fellows holding bedpillows in ghastly ghoulish manners they've no manners let me order pupu platters oerdeurves in atlanta, searchin for atlantis in the deep crevice of a mans tits yes we found it, now we know life can exist , outside of the solar system, so peculiar and exquisite bae im inquisitive
i just sneezed, what does it mean, particles in the air--attacking me! gotta stay skrong gotta stay lit whos that dissin gotta find the culprit, gonna have my team of boys make better g mod games than him--he makes spam flash, I make bitches shake they ass. droppin bills off the hill no i cant diss an entire genre of animated online entertainment film, but i still will if a kid comes frontin like hes somethin' clumpin up those munchkins from dunkitthey got the opposition runnin from the bunker to under the sun dried raisins in the oven gotta tell em no ignition emission from my cows ass on blumpin, i need her lips on my elephant trunks lid, my trumpets pumpin someones thumpin at the door and somethins got me thumpin' heart a jumpin how can I switch the subject to booze and drunken smokin' blunts with snoop dogg in the year three thousand we esca[e death by natural causes and then flawlessly emacculately breathe breath
oh cmon mom, just let me suck asher roth off in the bathroom while i whip my mop top across the portapotties door and slobber more on what the fuck who wrote this knock it off!
the pizza was cold; i called and yelled at men, traffic lights blinked, I had to swerve to the left,, I threw the pizza out the window at their glass window, that cold pizza bite was worse than one from a black widow, ok im exaggerating, none of this ever happened, the rhymes continue inflating, making up things that I imagine
damn, i was mad juiced up, call the mathematician i need a tutor. I need a wealthy suitor and a bootleg copy of judo instructionals, the dude yo lebowski bukowski bukakki new DVD pirated copies, on the floppy disk in the back of my new jalappe ..... they all read it and then said this: "What the Fuck B??"
Looking down my nose at these emasculate hoes wearin' panty hose, actin' barely clothed, trickin', gettin' pissed about bullshit 'n' dissin':::: I'm about fuck motha fuckas up with capitalistic malitias, I'll fax your documents to the manager with your dick slammed in the printer.. This shit a fucking exclusive, you fucking reclusive, I get real intrusive, leave you black and blue and shit. Pain is my life. Your gayness is a disguise for being a bitch-made you always cries. Come and suck some cum out a rubber ass touch your own ass beat his ass with a hardened rotting flap jack, this mother fucker was never on the boat, tryna get big and gloat, think I'mmma have to show some ho - moes what its all about when I slit up their throat in such a perfect fashion that wind escapes in a howling manner as I slash shit. What's this I'm unhinged? Not a very new news flash, you a fuckin' ratchet. Got the destiny of mankind on my mind so if you wanna refine your little circle jerk captain kirk I don't fuckin' mind. I could fuck ya mom dad, or you from behind. I just might recline and let the transdimensional elves kill you on the replay with bench warmers suckin' more gatorade than your bitches vagine, oozes, this dude is, really wack really weak. gonna have to tell him quick that his bitch a hoe and I don't even wish deception upon the tiny annoying irritating enemies; let this motherfucker eat some alphabet soup like he's andy milonakis in a rap battle droppin lines like L M N O P, gettin' these references G? Just might call up charlie sheen and get a squad of coke cowboys to make your ass diet so ythat you can hit the streets and try to fry your own dick. On a panini cooker. Your girl not a good looker. I'll follow you, get you fired, force you to economically relocate to an impoverished area, force you to work at my closed off area, inhaling gender bender chemicals in the air for months, for years, send in insurgent drones and have them plant thoughts and ideas like you don't even know yourself, It's not enlightenment for you when someone rings the bell, and this motherfucker still want a taco well guess what man, me too, we could move into a lean to and eat two tacos per dude,every meal, like five a day, then feel real good, and have it our way, i just might get busy at BK, call shock G i wanna talk to him briefly while I go in the bathroom and touch my wee wee. How's that for a meta reference,guess it's not as cool if you just jackin' like shit you gonna be a felon. If you got a bitch rollin' witcha you can be sly and also be fly, oh no don't get mad you just might make me cry.wah. why, do these kids and teens try to drop bars when they will never be approaching my grand master litany, man I saw your bitches ass and then I killed chivalry, climbin' up this fuckin' hill for cheese, milton bradley sponsored tats on my lasagna iguana shaped ass, what you think of that?let me get myeq boost the 400 range, let me slap a baby dude who wanna talk shit all day, hold up mang, I'm just trynna fly a jet plane, tryna get my dick shmanged, tryna shmoopie shmip blang, brangey da baney a tangey a jangey, just scored double eight hundreds on my S A Ts then dropped some sick sixteens, know what I mean? just fuel stream over the movie theatre scene when you take a step back from behind what your senses and vision can see
Ohhh shitI need to go to bed I should have aimedfor ten hours of sleep, now I'mma get six and I hope that I dontwiggle restlessly, end up gettin' three, I'mma need quintuple the times the caffiene, wish this format had a spellchecker, i suck at spellin' motha fucka, probably does, and i didnt even check it, now hows that for a checkered perception, got my chess pieces in, lose to the easiest move then radio in the signal that i have successfully distracted you with a game of chess down in the park, im clownin you narcs, i am informing agents about gorilla pimping operations and then spraying uzis into motherfuckers faces for ages, yo dude put some doctor dre taylor swift remix mashups on my playlist. the empirical evidence isnt adding up, so IM gonna smoke some dmt and read house of leaves and hide under my blanketsfor months. I'm done with the cunts, trying to be up in the cut, they can't do a real cat walk strut, moderately interesting and cool white boys look up at me amazed as I model for gucci supreme collabos, dracula eye shadow, not cross dressing when eight women give my balls a grab hold, then for hours I am filmed in acts no one needs a more detailed description than that yo, I am not a bitch sleeping on a head rest, I am supreme ultimate will manifest, will manifest put ya man to the test and if you want one last look rush to his side to caress
Got the conch on big lock with the shell swivels ingrained in the bell bevels, look at me on twelve levels, Never understood these facts and matters gotta splatter with that online paint program, deluxe edition, re model master 3d blend the edit, get this check and check it, signe doulbles find rubles under rubble got the gas station modern armed flak tank jacket up the robo army war, passed seven century advancement ancient asian poets know the facts of life like sherryl gotta let my birds crow and squak, no you phony dont gawk my guacamole guap, hit the top with seven skirts, slot machine work put it in work but not because you make the level jerk. pinball wizards casting no spells this morn so we shall mourn did you take glory and revelry in the seeds of our completion, was our finishing the extraneous contemporaneous module a sign of our defeat and completion?yo, lets go get even
somethings gotta change, put me on the range, put that tape in my hand with the fuzzy willy wilted willow better batters at the jacobs ladder, jesus used to play slinky with the abbot in the otters rafters, faster peddling than no oar in the creek, with that which you feel eager to speak,yes I came correcty in this moments decible, sobriety sounding like jumbled grammer word forced rammers, calamity cannot sue unless it morphs into a physical human form engulfing these new sorts of intense incense smoke bursting calamitous clam juice,noose, and flip the bucket kick the subject dont want to drift off into nothing, got to get success even if my direction is so mis guided that I almost plummet my own conquest abreast a tenderless pocket in the vortex of flummox bum heads
dirty creature just another self service leecher I cannot fathom my own lack of deepness, ironically my sippy cup runneth over diddly squat brains of an engraged hawk engaged to the squawk, the talk of a nation, the walk of abrasion, new topics like nootropics, keep your son out of hot topic pop n lock it stop then drop it, walk n pick it up after parked and inspected areas are vacant lots again, blast the sound speakers reach you reekin' need to wash and begin speakin' something new and different but you remain indifferent shit bro I need some sleep quick.
When things seem dark, there will be a new tomorrow. Trust in yourself.
I'm hoping it comes across nicely to the community... but I can see how this meme in signature form might not translate well....
It has been half a year but I am revisiting this site to apolagize for being rude on a platform that has a lot to give. I have used this as a place to shitpost in the past years when I was in highschool, not realizing that the internet isn't a place that you can just be an asshole to blow off steam without it bothering anyone. I hope that I can pay my dues on this website in some way, and add positivity to a place where I took positivity from it, and left only negativity in return.
If anyone reading this struggles with depression, problems with their perspective of their own world, know that you will eventually be able to find peace, have self restraint, and live a better life, and you must be patient and try your best to make the right decisions. It feels like that's what I did, but knowing what I do now, I believe I could have made better decisions about my attitude to the external world.